M00se Droppings 18

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       A-M00SE-ING ANECDOTES AND ILLUMINATION BY AND FOR THE PAWNS OF THE
                                M00SE ILLUMINATI
 
Issue #18|  Disclaimer:  The Editor will place  almost anything  | Nov. 20, 1988
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the issue, so don't  blame him for the  quality or  content  of the submissions.
Excepting those  he may  have written  himself, the enclosed items do not in any
way represent the  Editor's opinions.  In fact, let's be real safe, and say that
as far as this newsletter is concerned, he has no  opinions at all.  Okay? Good.
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     Welcome to Issue #18.  A word of wisdom to you all:  Do NOT spill apple
cider in your computer keyboard.  It requires heavy cleaning.
     It appears that the Anachronist's LISTSERV command works, from what
I hear you all received your copies of issue #17.  It wasn't a month late,
incidentally;  I marked the date wrong.
     To lessen the load on BITNET, I am attempting to get a list at YALEVM
to take care of half the chapters;  there is a possibility that Kamikaze
will be able to get one at Villanova as well.  There won't be any major
changes, however;  at most, a change in the list you receive your issues
from.
     Without further ado, on with the issue.
 
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<< This letter from Mommydammit. >>
 
Bill,
 
        Markus and I were driving north on highway 301, just north
of the Nice Bridge in Maryland... and we saw a M00se l0dge... is it
ours??? We bl00ped to it just in case!!!
 
                                Glad to see all the chapters adding up!
 
                                                BL00P!
 
                                                        pamela/mommydammit
 
<< Mommydammit: I don't know.  But best to bl00p just in case.  --Bill >>
 
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<< Reprinted from CSBB.M00se, for those of you not subscribed. >>
 
Fellow M00sers:
 
     It has come to my attention that there are not enough m00se thr0ng-a-
th0ns, due to the locale of many of the m00se chapters, and the funds
accessable to the conspiracy group. So, I would like to enter a proposal for a
m00se throng-a-thon here in Fayetteville, Arkansas, or any surrounding area in
Ark, OK, or TX for the Christmas holidays. It is expected that all the
followers of the UAFSYSB HABiT thr0ng (which can be a lot at times) will
attend, or as many as we can send. I hope that this is somehow accepted by some
of the chapters around the surrounding area, and that we can get this thing off
the ground. If not, Oh Well, I guess we will just have to have the usual
Christmas. Here in Arkansas, we have a lot of things to offer.
 
M00seMan
 
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<< This from Dave T. Dead. >>
 
  Heard this on Dr Demento...
 
 
                Dem M00se Goosers.
 
How 'bout dem m00se goosers ain't they cloose?
Up in dem boondocks goosen' dem M00se,
Goosen' dem HUGE m00se,
Goosen' dem tiny,
Goosen' dem middly m00se in dey heinie,
 
How 'bout dem M00se goosers ain't dey Dum'?
Some use an umbrella,
Some use a thumb,
 
Dem obtoose M00se goosers sneeken' through the woods,
Pokin' dem snoozy M00se in dey goods!
 
How to be a M00se gooser?
It'll turn ya puce!
Get yer gooser loose and rouse a droozy M00se!!
 
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<< More Beez Babble >>
 
I think we should make it a law that we remain M00ses and never change to
something like Buffal0s. I know this sounds unimportant, but with the
rising p0wer of the Superthrong, it may be dangerous!
 
As of yet there are is only one other member of the Suave ladies men in
dry clothing and I haven't heard from her in months. This trend towards
men being wet and macho scares me since it was Manly men in wet clothing
which brought about such things as: the Reagan Administration, New York
Yankees, The Bay City Rollers and sweat.
 
Are you aware of the song by Queen called M00setafa? Its on the Jazz album
and is required listening.
 
Just remember what Nietchze (sp!) said about Love:
        Love is riding through the Siberian tundra and having
        your snowmobile tip over. At night the ice weasels come.
 
Which again reminds me that the big thing in my Bud House now is ice weasels.
They are cousins of Otter Pops except they don't come in various tasty flavors.
Not that this is really funny, but if something humorous does occur or I happen
to mention ice weasels over and over again, you know why.
 
As usual, anything I say can be distorted and/or published as you see fit since
if you didn't do it, the sys progs who read everyones mail because they work for
big brother would read it (I know sucky sentence structure!) and would use it
against me in case I ran from President (not for, but from). Blah blah blah.
 
Tag! You are it!
 
Beez of the Crumpled face variety
 
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PLEASE ADD
 
Buffalo thr0ng                  V122QQVZ     @ UBVMSD     Sweeper M00se
                                IN%"JJZ      @ S.CC.PURDUE.EDU"
                                                          ChickenM00se
 
HABiT                           DB06103      @ UAFSYSB    David Boddie
 
Old Dominion University thr0ng  LBS100S      @ ODUVM      (nick unknown)
 
Portland thr0ng                 IP60591      @ PORTLAND   Centauri
 
Stony Brook thr0ng              JROSENSH     @ SBCCVM     Joanne Rosenshein
 
SUNY at Brockport thr0ng        DS1437       @ BROCK1P    Don Schleede
                                MW2440       @ BROCK1P    Mark Weiland
 
Villanova thr0ng                59401463     @ VUVAXCOM   Starscream
 
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CHANGE
 
from: V050NRGD @ UBVMSA JetStar
to: V054NN84 @ UBVMSA Foto (AKA PacifistM00se)
 
rom: VY8630 @ BINGVAXA Red Rock Mud Puddle
to: FR0250 @ BINGVMA